Winnie the Pooh quotations

“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"”

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.”

You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count.”

“Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day.”

When late morning rolls around and you're feeling a bit out of sorts, don't worry; you're probably just a little eleven o'clockish.”

“People who don't Think probably don't have Brains; rather, they have grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake.”

Before beginning a Hunt, it is wise to ask someone what you are looking for before you begin looking for it.”

“"Pooh," said Rabbit kindly, "you haven't any brain." "I know," said Pooh humbly.”